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What - ?!
(GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY) Those kids!

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Not my Frampton Comes Alive...!
(MOANS)

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(LAUGHS ANGRILY) "Honest, Dad, we
didn't even know you had a watch!"

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Thank God they paved
the drive last year!

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'Jury duty?
They want me to do jury duty?!'

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I can't believe this!
You can't do it.

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Spring break is coming up.
The boys are gonna be out of school.

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I can't handle them by myself!
You're gonna have to tell them no!

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That's not one of the options, Hal.
What are they thinking? Jury duty?!

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This is America!
I don't have a choice!

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Oh, yes, you do.

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You wanna get out of jury duty?

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You just let me handle this.

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(ALL) We, the jury,
promise to faithfully uphold...

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This'll be great!
I've never been ice-fishing before.

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It combines my two favourite
things,... ice and holes!

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A bunch of guys roughing it! A true
test of courage and determination!

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Man against the elements!
No crust on mine, thank you.

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I hope you packed
enough toilet paper for four!

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(ALL CHEER) You're kidding!
How'd you get Piama's permission?

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I don't need my wife's permission!
I picked a fight. She kicked me out.

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(ALL CHEER / LAUGH)

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Oh, my God, Dewey, you are not
gonna believe what just happened!

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We were supposed
to go exploring in the sewer!

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I waited two hours for you! You're
not listening. This is incredible!

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You promised that when spring break
started, you would take me!

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I did all your chores,
all your homework,

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I took your antibiotics -
Dewey, just shut up!

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We're trying to tell you
something important.

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We just saw Stevie's mom... naked!
And she's a total babe.

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We were at Stevie's
getting stuff for the sewer

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when we hear something behind us.
We turn around

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and there she was,
in the hallway,... naked!

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Buck naked,
except for her shower cap.

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First she was screaming,
then Stevie was, then I was...

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Yeah. Why'd I do that? Then she tore
the curtains down to cover up!

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But you could see through them.
I'm so glad they just remodelled.

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That is not a good reason! Mom walks
around here naked all the time!

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She was naked this morning. She -

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If you've just combined those two
things in my head, I will kill you!

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No, we're good. So, she was -

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I got to get going.
Where are the boys?

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At the library. I know. But if they
were doing something really bad,

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they'd have come up with
a better lie.

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So,... deliberations start today.
Nervous?

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Nice try.
You know I can't talk about it. OK!

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Is the counselman as tall
as he looks on TV? Hal!

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Yes! Your eyebrow went up!
It did not.

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It's the Panty Bandit, isn't it?

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This isn't right! We're married.
We tell each other everything.

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We've never kept secrets from each
other in our entire relationship.

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I keep secrets from you
all the time.

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Oh, fine(!) Go!
I won't keep you from your...

54
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..big, secret trial!

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Thank you very much! (CHORTLES)

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For what?
Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

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You didn't say a word.

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(CACKLES)

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This sucks! We been here 15 hours.
We haven't caught a single fish.

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How much longer will this take?
You never know.

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I been ice-fishing my entire life,
never even seen a fish.

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I'm with Francis.
I got bored on the drive here!

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Can we at least talk?
About what?

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We could use this opportunity
to get to know each other better.

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You know, one time I walked in on
my two dads making love!

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Guilty.

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Not guilty.

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And... guilty. That's seven guilty
and five not guilty.

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The contention, for those of you who
don't think Marty stole the bike -

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If it'll get us out of here earlier,
I'll change my vote. What?!

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I don't feel that strongly
either way. Yeah, me, too!

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Which side was winning again?
This is not a question of winning,

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or of voting
to get out of here early!

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We have to have some basis
for deciding. There was a trial!

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And evidence, and laws...
Yeah-yeah-yeah.

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Let's vote one more time
before we get into all that detail.

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We might just get lucky.
Who wants to change their votes?

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Whatever!
There you go! It's unanimous.

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Hey, wait!
What do you think you're doing?!

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You can't send
a 17-year-old kid to jail

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just cos you wanna go home early.
For God's sake, we took an oath!

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Did you vote guilty?
Yes, because -

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Then, there's no problem.
We're all just agreeing.

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Fine(!)

85
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Then, I vote not guilty.

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This is cool! There's no alligators
down here, right? That's made up?

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But if there were,
they'd probably be blind, or albino,

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or transparent!...
But that's not real.

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This is so cool!

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He hasn't shut up all morning.

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I was just as excited the first time
Francis took us. It's kinda cute.

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Did you get the snake?
Right here.

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They'll hear him screaming
in Russia.

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Dude, finish the story!
She was standing there, buck naked!

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I went like this. (GASPS)
Malcolm was like this. (GASPS)

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It was incredible! The sun
was behind her. She was glowing.

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A naked,... glowing... angel!

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Stevie, back me up on this.
That's what she looked like, right?

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Can we go now?
I get to lead! No, rear.

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No, wait. Front! I'll scout ahead!

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What?
You are talking about his mom.

102
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Change the subject. Show some class.
OK, I get it.

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Whoo, Stevie!
Is that you or the sewer?!

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It turns out
it wasn't a boil they removed

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but the vestiges of my unborn twin!

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OK, let's just go.
(ALL) Yeah! Good idea!

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Best idea I've heard all day!

108
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OK, here's something interesting.
There's a gigantic bear out there!

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Don't worry.
It's part of living in Alaska.

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How far away is it?
(GROWLING / CRASHING)

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Well, answer the question!

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(DOORBELL)
It's open!

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I thought
we were having lunch today.

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Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.
What's all this?

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My research on the trial
Lois got assigned to.

116
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Oh, my God! Reyes?! Did she talk
about the four-fingered magician?

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Was he any good?
She won't tell me anything.

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I dug this up on my own. Information
is being suppressed from the jury.

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Lois will have to find Moynihan
guilty. Why not? He did it.

120
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You're a fool!
Everyone knows the wife killed him.

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What? She loved him.
Didn't you read the letter?

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How come she didn't admit
being married before?

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She was underage
and it was annulled.

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It means nothing.
The judge ruled it inadmissible.

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The same judge that won't allow
the cab driver to testify! Well,

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if the wife did it, why did
four witnesses say they saw a man

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leave the crime scene?

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Oh! A man...

129
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..like this?!
You just drew hair on!

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If I could do it, she could!

131
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She worked for two years
at the Windmill Theatre.

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Let me see that!

133
00:09:12,264 --> 00:09:16,143
OK, here's our mark.
When we came here with Francis,

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this is the farthest we've ever gone.
This is it?!

135
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This is as far as you went?!
Who would brag about this?

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Mr Alligator?
So, Stevie,

137
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did your mom go to college?
What?!

138
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Did she get a degree?
Was she in a sorority?

139
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Wait a minute. Unless we thought
some girl called Molly Hatchet ruled,

140
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this isn't our mark.
This has to be it!

141
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We went right, right, straight,
left, right, left, and right again.

142
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No! We went right, left, left,
then straight, left, right, straight!

143
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No. We went...

144
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..right,...

145
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..left,...

146
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..straight...
Oh, man, we're lost!

147
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What? No!
Oh, man! What are we gonna do?!

148
00:10:01,554 --> 00:10:05,273
Nice! We got him crying!
No, we really are lost!

149
00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:10,249
What? What do we do?! I knew you'd
find some way to ruin this for me!

150
00:10:10,051 --> 00:10:13,770
Even when you're trying to be nice,
you make me miserable!

151
00:10:13,627 --> 00:10:16,506
And now...
I get to die in the sewer!

152
00:10:16,395 --> 00:10:20,074
A perfect end to a crappy life!
Shut up, Dewey!

153
00:10:19,932 --> 00:10:22,731
Alright.
Let's focus on finding a way out.

154
00:10:22,624 --> 00:10:24,103
Stevie's mom must be worried by now.

155
00:10:24,046 --> 00:10:27,605
Shut up... about... my mom!

156
00:10:27,468 --> 00:10:30,987
What? I simply made a comment.
You're... a perv!

157
00:10:30,852 --> 00:10:33,891
I have a healthy interest
in the opposite sex.

158
00:10:33,774 --> 00:10:37,053
Well,...
they don't... return... the favour!

159
00:10:36,926 --> 00:10:40,765
What does that mean?
Girls... hate you.

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00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:43,256
That's not true!
Yes, it is.

161
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Come on, Reese. You're a joke.
Yeah. Even I know it.

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00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,920
.

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00:10:51,921 --> 00:10:53,920
Marty claims he was at work,

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but his boss says
he didn't show up until 6:00.

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The gas-station attendant puts
Marty there between 4:00 and 4:30,

166
00:11:01,571 --> 00:11:04,570
and as we remember from testimony -
Can we vote again?!

167
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:08,054
We've been through this five times!
We vote guilty,

168
00:11:07,915 --> 00:11:11,194
she votes not guilty. We vote
not guilty, she votes guilty.

169
00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:14,947
Yeah. So you go first this time!
Alright! I abstain.

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(ALL GROAN)
What is it that you want, lady?

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00:11:18,988 --> 00:11:22,707
I want you to do your job!
Weigh the facts of this case

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and make a reasoned decision!
You have the sworn testimony

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of the arresting officer,
in which he states -

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Yeah, if you believe what he says.
OK! Fair enough.

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00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:36,435
It is a question of credibility.
You have a high-school dropout

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00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:41,529
with a history of reckless behaviour
against a police-force veteran.

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00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:45,646
You can't trust cops. They're always
comin' up with ways to get you!

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00:11:45,479 --> 00:11:49,278
That's right! My neighbour's a cop
and he's got a 30-foot boat.

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00:11:49,132 --> 00:11:52,451
How can he afford that
on a police salary?

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00:11:52,323 --> 00:11:55,723
They all get away with it!
(ALL TALK AT ONCE)

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00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:59,045
Stop!

182
00:11:58,974 --> 00:12:02,453
This is not about
how you feel about cops!

183
00:12:02,319 --> 00:12:05,918
This is not about who you like
and who you hate!

184
00:12:05,779 --> 00:12:09,498
This is about what you believe
happened, based on the facts.

185
00:12:09,355 --> 00:12:13,554
Did Marty or did Marty not
steal the motorcycle?!

186
00:12:13,392 --> 00:12:16,912
Wait,... I thought
Marty was the cop!

187
00:12:17,814 --> 00:12:19,533
Fine(!)

188
00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:21,707
Let's go through this again.

189
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:27,186
Yes?
Is it OK to hate you? Absolutely.

190
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:34,300
But the money was really being
funnelled to Mr Reyes's mistress

191
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,553
and their love child.
Once Moynihan found out,

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it was "Good night, Mr Reyes".
You've... got... nothing!

193
00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:45,569
He was seen arguing with the victim.
He can't account for his whereabouts

194
00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:49,618
when the murder occurred, and they
found the murder weapon in his car!

195
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Means, motive and opportunity!

196
00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:56,357
It's all a little too neat!
Because he's guilty!

197
00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,782
My gut says he didn't do it!

198
00:12:58,684 --> 00:13:01,684
Saying so doesn't make it so!
Talk to this guy!

199
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,030
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

200
00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:09,949
(CRASHING)
Oh, my God, that thing's a monster!

201
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:13,953
I've been around bears 40 years.
There's nothing to worry about.

202
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,793
Really?
Yep! We just got to stay real quiet.

203
00:13:16,677 --> 00:13:19,636
Pretty soon he'll get bored
and fly away,...

204
00:13:19,523 --> 00:13:23,002
..that is,
unless he's protecting his eggs.

205
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,707
This is crazy! We can't stay here!

206
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,396
Somebody's got to make a run
for the truck.

207
00:13:28,289 --> 00:13:32,008
That's a suicide mission!
Well, what are we supposed to do?

208
00:13:31,864 --> 00:13:36,663
Stay here and starve to death?
He's right. I say we try it.

209
00:13:36,478 --> 00:13:40,557
I vote for Eric. What?!
Go to hell! I'm not going! You go!

210
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:44,119
I have a wife at home!
And my life doesn't mean anything?

211
00:13:43,975 --> 00:13:51,374
Artie's the camp outcast. Pete's an
old coot! It's a miracle he's alive!

212
00:13:51,088 --> 00:13:54,447
I should've slit your throat
when I had the chance.

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00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:56,238
(ALL YELL)

214
00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,224
This all looks... the same!

215
00:14:00,124 --> 00:14:03,923
Yes, this is the same.
It's all been exactly the same

216
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:07,455
ever since the day I was born.
I start to trust them,

217
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:13,592
they make me regret it. I get
my hopes up and they destroy them.

218
00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,910
I -
Shut up! We get it!

219
00:14:16,848 --> 00:14:20,647
Every girlfriend you ever had left
you crying like a baby! What?!

220
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:24,220
Oh, who's Mr Big Shot now?
I'm a joke with the girls, huh?

221
00:14:24,077 --> 00:14:27,156
What's worse,
being a joke or a crybaby?

222
00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:29,836
I wasn't crying that hard!

223
00:14:29,729 --> 00:14:34,008
You wet... your pants. Oh, like
you've ever even been with a girl!

224
00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:36,481
I have... a note... from my doctor!

225
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:40,539
I could get a doctor if I wanted to.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

226
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,818
That's right! Turn on each other.

227
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:46,523
Well, you know what?
No girls like any of you.

228
00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:49,776
And I don't blame them.
You're all pathetic.

229
00:14:52,336 --> 00:14:55,175
You know who's a joke? Girls!
Yeah!

230
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:58,985
They make our lives miserable. You
can never understand what they want.

231
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:02,513
They always say, "Stop staring."
They don't laugh at farts!

232
00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:06,090
They only wanna talk about clothes.
They cry... all... the time.

233
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,626
Man, this is helping us get out(!)

234
00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:12,818
(FRANTIC PANTING)
Whoo! Time? Time?!

235
00:15:12,713 --> 00:15:15,552
11 minutes.
(SHRIEKS TRIUMPHANTLY)

236
00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:18,242
In yer face!
See? The wife did have time

237
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,693
to run down here from home!

238
00:15:20,595 --> 00:15:24,074
That leaves her...
two minutes to stab him,

239
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:28,539
remove the head, and still make it to
the party in time. It makes sense!

240
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,561
And the blood magically jumped
to his clothes(!)

241
00:15:31,437 --> 00:15:35,436
Do you really need this spelled out?

242
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:38,921
After killing her husband,
she took off the bloody suit

243
00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:41,820
and rubbed it all over Moynihan!
Impossible!

244
00:15:41,703 --> 00:15:45,182
You just don't wanna be proven wrong!
I am not wrong!

245
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:49,607
The knife entered at a downward
angle. She was 5'2". He was 6'4".

246
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:53,150
She'd have had to ask him to pick
her up so she could stab him!

247
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,326
She could've stood on something!

248
00:15:54,276 --> 00:15:57,035
Oh, she brought a stepladder(!)

249
00:15:56,928 --> 00:16:00,727
Look! A milk crate! She could've
hidden behind the dumpster,

250
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:04,420
stood on the crate, pulled out the
knife and stabbed him several times

251
00:16:04,272 --> 00:16:07,911
with a downward motion, like this!
(SCREAMING)

252
00:16:07,771 --> 00:16:09,450
Agh!

253
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,466
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

254
00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:17,877
I may be fat, stupid,
colour-blind and dyslexic,

255
00:16:17,729 --> 00:16:21,368
but I don't have three nipples!
Shut up! That's a mole.

256
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:25,387
You! Your family changed their name
so you couldn't track them down.

257
00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:29,065
No-one will miss you.
I'm sure it started with an O.

258
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:31,716
All three of you
are pea-brained idiots!

259
00:16:31,609 --> 00:16:34,888
And I do suffer more than
everybody else. (GROANS)

260
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:38,121
Let's just vote on it!
Who votes for Francis?

261
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:41,000
Who votes for Eric?

262
00:16:40,913 --> 00:16:42,752
Artie?

263
00:16:42,682 --> 00:16:44,841
Pete?

264
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:47,757
Four votes!
No, you tricked me! Argh!

265
00:16:47,641 --> 00:16:51,240
He'll reject me! I... I've tried me!

266
00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:53,662
I taste awful! Arrgh!

267
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,439
Alright,... that's the worst thing
any of us has ever done.

268
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:08,049
I'm not proud, but we had no choice.
Like I care about your opinion!

269
00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:10,464
Wait a minute.

270
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:14,723
Why don't we hear eating?
(ENGINE ROARS) He got to the truck!

271
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,874
Pete!
Pete! Pete!

272
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,025
See you in hell!
(SOUND OF ENGINE RECEDES)

273
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:26,499
The witness saw Marty gassing up the
motorcycle an hour after the theft.

274
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:31,439
That gas station closes at 5:00. Not
on Fridays. That's in the transcript.

275
00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:35,161
Er, I think we're ready for
another vote! Lois?

276
00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:41,554
Go ahead. By show of hands,
who thinks the defendant is guilty?

277
00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:46,109
Great! Let's go tell the judge.
Wait!

278
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:49,526
I don't think Marty is guilty.
What?!

279
00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:53,188
I went through all these papers.
The kid sings in a church choir.

280
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:57,520
He wouldn't do something like this.
That is not fact. That's bias.

281
00:17:57,347 --> 00:18:02,146
You're basing a decision on feelings
that have nothing to do with facts!

282
00:18:01,961 --> 00:18:06,400
Facts are things, like witnesses
seeing Marty steal the bike,

283
00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:11,468
like Marty being apprehended
while he was driving it!

284
00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:15,185
Like Marty pulling tons of stupid
stunts just like this one.

285
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:18,992
Those are the facts. I just don't
wanna send that poor boy to jail!

286
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:23,159
Believe me, jail will do more good
than three years of military school.

287
00:18:22,992 --> 00:18:26,511
Military school?
I didn't read anything about that.

288
00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:30,135
Oh, yeah!
I know I saw that somewhere.

289
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:32,589
He dropped out of vocational school.

290
00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:36,688
After the school where he got caught
messing with the teacher's aid.

291
00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:39,246
No, I know for a fact
that Francis went -

292
00:18:40,063 --> 00:18:42,062
Who?

293
00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:44,145
Oh, my God!

294
00:18:46,638 --> 00:18:50,638
I think I have to excuse myself
from this jury. All in favour?

295
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,165
I'm trying to be
the best me I can be,

296
00:18:57,057 --> 00:19:00,776
but I don't know what to say to
girls, so I say something mean.

297
00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:03,952
I'm afraid of getting hurt.
My problem is,

298
00:19:03,824 --> 00:19:07,383
I get so frustrated over things
I can't control.

299
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:10,645
I forget people have their own will.
I play...

300
00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:14,713
..mind games. It's all... I have.

301
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:19,470
Why isn't there ever a flash flood
when you need one?

302
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:23,439
I really want a girlfriend.
I want somebody to hang out with!

303
00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:25,038
Yeah. Someone you can talk to.

304
00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:27,369
Someone... to hug.

305
00:19:27,277 --> 00:19:28,836
Someone to show my poetry to.

306
00:19:28,777 --> 00:19:31,017
You write... poetry?

307
00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:36,087
I dabble.
What do you think of Brenda Pollock?

308
00:19:35,928 --> 00:19:39,847
She's nice. She'd be good for you.
You'd make... a cute couple.

309
00:19:39,696 --> 00:19:43,175
I thought so, too.
Hey, I know this sounds weird,

310
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:46,081
but can I read you one of my poems?
We'd love it.

311
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,763
ARGH! AGH!
(ALL SCREAM)

312
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:52,213
(ALL) Aaaargh!

313
00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:54,634
(ALL CONTINUE TO SCREAM)

314
00:19:57,574 --> 00:19:59,613
(GIGGLING)

315
00:19:59,535 --> 00:20:03,094
Hey! What happened?
Did you read them your poetry?

316
00:20:02,957 --> 00:20:06,157
(GIRLS CONTINUE TO GIGGLE)

317
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,100
You guys can't even do this right!

318
00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:14,824
I wanna serve on another jury!
I messed up this time,

319
00:20:14,683 --> 00:20:18,162
but next time I won't.
I don't schedule that.

320
00:20:18,028 --> 00:20:20,827
I'm sure you have connections.
Please!

321
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,599
There was a mistrial. Everything's
backed up. You'll have to wait.

322
00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:28,448
I'll do the best I can, if you'll
stop bothering me right now.

323
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:32,214
Deal! I gotta go. My husband's
probably going crazy without me!

324
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:36,814
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